I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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