Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
