there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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