She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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