Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
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I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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