So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
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