Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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