My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
These 19 Underage Drinkers Epicly Got By With A Horrible Fake ID
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.