I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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