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(904): View more from Florida

btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets

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i wish i had your life

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(904): btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets (1-904): i wish i had your life http://tfl.nu/5ctk

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(940): View more from Texas

You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.

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(940): You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have. http://tfl.nu/bqro

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(250): View more from British Columbia

my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on

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(250): my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on http://tfl.nu/e38v

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night

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(201): i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night http://tfl.nu/v4yn

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(408): View more from California

there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing

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(408): there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing http://tfl.nu/z6st

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(613): View more from Ontario

I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after

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(613): I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after http://tfl.nu/kbgy

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(701): View more from North Dakota

That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.

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(701): That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley. http://tfl.nu/h7e5

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(678): View more from Georgia

Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops

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(678): Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops http://tfl.nu/ljhs

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(615): View more from Tennessee

A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.

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(615): A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning. http://tfl.nu/fh1x

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.

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(603): Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays. http://tfl.nu/na3q

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(714): View more from California

He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

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(714): He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE. http://tfl.nu/67b2

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(708): View more from Illinois

If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later

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(708): If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later http://tfl.nu/o4md

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(317): View more from Indiana

There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load

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(317): There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load http://tfl.nu/2y1d

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(720): View more from Colorado

She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable

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thermos full of jaeger bombs?

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Affirmative

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(720): She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable (303): thermos full of jaeger bombs? (720): Affirmative http://tfl.nu/e05o

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(407): View more from Florida

He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.

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(407): He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night. http://tfl.nu/ubat

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