school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
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It's chlamydia! Thank God!
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
You don't make any sense
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I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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