Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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