I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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