what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
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