The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
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i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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