I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
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I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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