FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Randomize
