He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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