I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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