Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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