so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
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I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
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