i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
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I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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