My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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