Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I got her a Nickelback box set.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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