and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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