The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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