Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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