I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Randomize
