I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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