fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
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I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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