Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
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My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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