How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
We need to get me chipped asap
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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