yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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