Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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