i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
should my penis look like a turkey
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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