I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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