Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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