playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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