do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar