these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods