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• (512): View more from Texas

  i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome

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  no its not leave

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.

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• (858): View more from California

  WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.

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  You're High aren't you?

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  Sooooo high

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• (516): View more from New York

  Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  new district manager is here. you need to come in early

  (630): View more from Illinois

  5th mimosa says otherwise

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