what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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