im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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