You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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