happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Randomize
