found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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