I wish i was in the wii world.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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