She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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