I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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