omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
This toilet bowl is my home.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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