The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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