you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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