Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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