he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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