Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
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He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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