singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
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If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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