We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
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I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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