She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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