She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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