you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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