if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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